A Guide for the Student on the Ways and Means of the Warg and the Stalking of Prey

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Video: Warg Herd

I have posted this before, but I had forgotten about it and only just came across it again and I thought it was worth sharing again. The sole reason for posting this video is the sheer number of wargs involved. Seriously I have never seen so many wargs in one place; presumably there was some event on. The EC scene at 1:32 shows just how many wargs were there; when you think they are all inside more keep pouring in!

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Search Term Find #32

hunters suck in ettenmoors

Somehow that led them here …


Are All Wargs Female?

Sapience certainly thinks so.

Oh and for those wanting female creep classes, just a little trivia. All Weavers and Wargs are female. And no I’m not kidding or making it up.

Er … no. I made a point of checking this and my warg has the title ‘Son of Grimmjaw’. That makes me a boy. A real boy!


Trash Talk

Trash talk is part and parcel of PvP, but if you’re going to do it do it right. Otherwise you end coming off sounding like an idiot or just nerd raging (or both). Today I came across this gem:

You want to dance? Let’s dance!

Admittedly it has some savoir faire to it, but it’s more at home in a 30’s gangster film.


What Wargs Really Think! III

What will wargs make of the changes to the other classes in RoR? There’s only one way to find out … it’s time to find out what wargs really think again!

So post RoR here is what we really think of …

Visibles

The other creeps might be really nice guys, but remember brothers, they are still visibles. Don’t get too attached to your bait.

Burgers

Oh dear Touch and Go doesn’t seem to be doing much …

Oh my that Find Footing didn’t help you much there …

Our poor cousins don’t have much fun when their toys get broken. That’s a shame. Well not really seeing as we’re the ones who keep breaking their toys. Hahaha!

Captains

Are these guys tourists or something? They come to the Ettens and all they ever seem to do is stand around watching wargs be awesome and other people fight.

Champions

Anyone who tells you that we are hard to kill needs to take a look at these guys. They run away more than we do!

Hunters

Oh they’re getting a bubble? Great! Food is fresher when it comes wrapped up.

Guardians

Trying to be tough guys didn’t work out for them so they’re getting more damage. Let’s see if they can get out from behind that shield to actually try and poke us with their little swords.

Lore-masters

Nice easy snacks … what’s that? … their CC is getting stronger? … Ok well I suppose that doesn’t matter too much … Oh they’re going to be able to get their attacks off faster? … Well alright they’re still pretty squishy … They’re getting more healing too? Oh for fuck’s sake! I’m going to need to take this out on the Hunters now!  *slaps Hunter whipping boy* See what you made me do Lore-masters!

Minstrels

And they say we’re OP? With a straight face too.

Rune-keepers

Another bubble … won’t save them from the gank squad.

Wardens

Sweet fuck they’re still here!

Blackarrows

More pew pew. More grunt grunt. More pew pew.

Defilers

Have you ever notice how most Defilers seem batshit crazy? Well look this guy heals you so if he wants to go around wearing a pair of knickers on his head that’s just fine in my book.

Reavers

Surely that isn’t a Reaver I see over there killing a freep? I say! It is! Good for you boys!

Warleaders

I have a theory that Warleaders only heal wargs because they’re so incredibly bored with not being able to actually hit anything harder than an arthritic octogenarian. Still the fact is they do heal wargs and sometimes even fire off a rez so you had better watch this guy’s back.

Wargs

Fucking awesome! Duh!

Weavers

Incey Wincey Spider grew up and is now dishing out a dump truck full of arse whippings to freeps. Have to respect that.

QQ

We can’t hear you! Whine harder freeps! WHINE HARDER! WHIIIIIIINE HAAAAAARDER! Oh yeah that’s the good stuff!

You can check what wargs really though in the past in the first and second editions of What Wargs Really Think!


What Wargs Really Think II

I made a post a while ago about what wargs really think of the other classes in the game. That was before Update 6 though so I thought it might be time to update it and see what wargs are thinking these days.

So post Update 6 here is what we really think of …

Visibles

They’re there for one reason and one reason only: bait. We can be chums with them; laugh and joke with them, and have fun with them, but their primary function is to be a bag of meat to attract prey.

Burgers

Wannabe wargs. They’re too clumsy and arrogant to be our equals though. Warg opinion on Burgers is the same as it’s always been: they function better once their faces have been ripped off.

Captains

We actually feel sorry for Captains. Hunters might be easy, but they can at least hit back. Still there is no room for pity and Captains need to have their asses handed to them just like any other freep.

Champions

Tough and hard hitting. However, we know that for every Champ who stands there and smashes your face in there will be another who runs like a little girl at the first sign of danger.

Hunters

They’re still snacks.

Guardians

Amusing to watch them Pledge and our attacks still hit them. Muhahahaha!

Lore-masters

Crap Lore-master: see Hunters above. Good Lore-masters: probably not a good idea to go near these guys.

Rune-keepers

Ah crap the zap zap is back. At least they melt when you get up close to them.

Wardens

Hmmm … this guy doesn’t seem to want to die.

Black Arrows

KB thiefs.

Defilers

Pity the poor sod who tries to rank a Defiler. He does heal you though so this makes him nearly as good as a warg.

Reavers

I hear they’re changing the class description to ‘meat shields’.

Warleaders

Possibly the most boring creep class to solo with, but you’re a damn fool of a warg if you don’t know these guys are awesome. Not warg awesome, but awesome nonetheless.

Wargs

Your brothers are awesome just like you.

Weavers

Is that a spider I see killing freeps? I think it is! Good for you chaps!

QQ

The QQ is getting stronger. Wargs feed from QQ. Wargs are getting stronger.


Search Term Find #31

are wargs real?

Very real.