A Guide for the Student on the Ways and Means of the Warg and the Stalking of Prey

What Wargs Really Think! III

What will wargs make of the changes to the other classes in RoR? There’s only one way to find out … it’s time to find out what wargs really think again!

So post RoR here is what we really think of …

Visibles

The other creeps might be really nice guys, but remember brothers, they are still visibles. Don’t get too attached to your bait.

Burgers

Oh dear Touch and Go doesn’t seem to be doing much …

Oh my that Find Footing didn’t help you much there …

Our poor cousins don’t have much fun when their toys get broken. That’s a shame. Well not really seeing as we’re the ones who keep breaking their toys. Hahaha!

Captains

Are these guys tourists or something? They come to the Ettens and all they ever seem to do is stand around watching wargs be awesome and other people fight.

Champions

Anyone who tells you that we are hard to kill needs to take a look at these guys. They run away more than we do!

Hunters

Oh they’re getting a bubble? Great! Food is fresher when it comes wrapped up.

Guardians

Trying to be tough guys didn’t work out for them so they’re getting more damage. Let’s see if they can get out from behind that shield to actually try and poke us with their little swords.

Lore-masters

Nice easy snacks … what’s that? … their CC is getting stronger? … Ok well I suppose that doesn’t matter too much … Oh they’re going to be able to get their attacks off faster? … Well alright they’re still pretty squishy … They’re getting more healing too? Oh for fuck’s sake! I’m going to need to take this out on the Hunters now!  *slaps Hunter whipping boy* See what you made me do Lore-masters!

Minstrels

And they say we’re OP? With a straight face too.

Rune-keepers

Another bubble … won’t save them from the gank squad.

Wardens

Sweet fuck they’re still here!

Blackarrows

More pew pew. More grunt grunt. More pew pew.

Defilers

Have you ever notice how most Defilers seem batshit crazy? Well look this guy heals you so if he wants to go around wearing a pair of knickers on his head that’s just fine in my book.

Reavers

Surely that isn’t a Reaver I see over there killing a freep? I say! It is! Good for you boys!

Warleaders

I have a theory that Warleaders only heal wargs because they’re so incredibly bored with not being able to actually hit anything harder than an arthritic octogenarian. Still the fact is they do heal wargs and sometimes even fire off a rez so you had better watch this guy’s back.

Wargs

Fucking awesome! Duh!

Weavers

Incey Wincey Spider grew up and is now dishing out a dump truck full of arse whippings to freeps. Have to respect that.

QQ

We can’t hear you! Whine harder freeps! WHINE HARDER! WHIIIIIIINE HAAAAAARDER! Oh yeah that’s the good stuff!

You can check what wargs really though in the past in the first and second editions of What Wargs Really Think!

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3 responses

  1. Funny addition to QQ point: freeps begin to QQ about creeps include before RoR finally arrived. Include I’ve readed that we’ll be nerfed soon ‘cos freeps won’t go to Etten ‘cos creeps will be too OP. I just can say a thing about this:

    … LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    15/10/2012 at 2:43 pm

  2. No clue why i just read this but this is FU&king HILARIOUS!!!!

    22/05/2013 at 3:55 am

  3. I dont know why im just reading this but its FREAKEN HILARIOUS!

    22/05/2013 at 3:55 am

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