What Wargs Really Think II
I made a post a while ago about what wargs really think of the other classes in the game. That was before Update 6 though so I thought it might be time to update it and see what wargs are thinking these days.
So post Update 6 here is what we really think of …
They’re there for one reason and one reason only: bait. We can be chums with them; laugh and joke with them, and have fun with them, but their primary function is to be a bag of meat to attract prey.
Wannabe wargs. They’re too clumsy and arrogant to be our equals though. Warg opinion on Burgers is the same as it’s always been: they function better once their faces have been ripped off.
We actually feel sorry for Captains. Hunters might be easy, but they can at least hit back. Still there is no room for pity and Captains need to have their asses handed to them just like any other freep.
Tough and hard hitting. However, we know that for every Champ who stands there and smashes your face in there will be another who runs like a little girl at the first sign of danger.
They’re still snacks.
Amusing to watch them Pledge and our attacks still hit them. Muhahahaha!
Crap Lore-master: see Hunters above. Good Lore-masters: probably not a good idea to go near these guys.
Ah crap the zap zap is back. At least they melt when you get up close to them.
Hmmm … this guy doesn’t seem to want to die.
Pity the poor sod who tries to rank a Defiler. He does heal you though so this makes him nearly as good as a warg.
I hear they’re changing the class description to ‘meat shields’.
Possibly the most boring creep class to solo with, but you’re a damn fool of a warg if you don’t know these guys are awesome. Not warg awesome, but awesome nonetheless.
Your brothers are awesome just like you.
Is that a spider I see killing freeps? I think it is! Good for you chaps!
The QQ is getting stronger. Wargs feed from QQ. Wargs are getting stronger.