What Wargs Really Think!
This is a bit of an unusual post in that it is aimed at both the visibles and freeps rather than wargs. Here I’m going to spill a few secrets for you, what wargs really think.
So, here is what we really think of …
In a word ‘bait’. Sorry to break it to you chaps, but that’s really all you are to us. Sure we can be friends, we can laugh, we can joke, but at the end of the day you’re really just big bags of meat to lure the freeps in.
Grudging respect. They are our stealthy cousins and they can pull off some pretty impress … hahaha! You really thought I was being serious?! There’s only two things wargs think about Burgers: i) they suck and ii) we like ripping their faces off.
Over-confident. They like blowing bubbles these days, but whilst they’re dancing around like nancy boys we can still take them down.
Better off leaving them alone. Meat in a can isn’t as good as the fresh stuff.
Hmmm … they don’t look tough … SPLAT! Ok let’s stay away from them.
Zap zap zap all you want little man, but you aren’t going to take down the whole pack before we rip those zappity little fingers off.
Similar to Guardians, but instead of Pledge, Charge and Turn the Tables these guys use a big set of balls.
Pew pew. Grunt grunt. Pew pew. Grunt grunt.
This guy heals you. That makes it him almost as awesome as a warg.
Cannon fodder. Let them charge in, do the leg work and die before you mop up.
See Defilers above.
Our Brothers. Awesome.
Four legs is optimal. Anything less is sub-optimal. Anything more is freaky.
We love it! The more names you call us the more we know we’re doing our job well.